National Daiquiri Day & DTO
National Daiquiri Day was this last Thursday, July 19th. Anne and Lauren of FoodStuff talked about Daiquiri's on their podcast by How Stuff Works - FoodStuff.Towards the end of the show they talked about DTO - Daiquiri Time Out. The DTO philosophy seemed very...
T-Shirt Contest Winner
Our FIrst T-Shirt Contest I tested out some software for running contests. While I was underwhelmed by how the software worked, I was pleasantly surprised by the winner! When I hit the button to randomly produce a winner, all I had was an email...
Funeral For A Turtle
It is the stories and comments that I get from Turtles like you that motivate me to make our website better and find new ways to procure new members! I received an email that gave me chills and choked me up. I think you will experience the same, check it out... From...
Free T-Shirt Give Away
Remembering Turtles Past
We at Turtle Club US are so thankful this Memorial Day for the great men and women who have served to keep America safe. There are no words to express the appreciation for their great sacrifice. We are also thankful for those brave souls who had the fortitude and...
Turtle Takes an Uber
Procuring Turtles is hard work! For some. For many of us it is pretty darn easy. Here in Michigan it is fairly easy to strike up a conversation with a stranger. I was just in California visiting my son at Stanford and things are definitely different out there! Yet I...
The Golden Turtle and Rev McYertle
Forced into bars and saloons, in search of pure-minded people. Reverend McYertle was inspired to keep the tradition going. In fact, he was so inspired that he bet his sweet ass for the chance to continue the journey! Cheers to Rev McYertle and those brave...
New & Improved Turtle Resources!
Now you can save when ordering cards, notepads, Lapel pins and Reference Guides in bulk! The discounts are shown in the shopping cart. Click View Cart to see the discount on quantity. Save 10% when you order 12 to 19 Lapel Pins, 20% when you order 20 or...
A Turtle Walks into a Pub and orders Peanuts and Crackerjack – for real!
I was bragging to Chuck the Printer as we printed Turtle Club US playing cards last Saturday. I brought the beer. Sue and I (my lovely bride) discovered this fantastic beer from Mitten Brewing in Grand Rapids Michigan called Peanuts and Crackerjack. It is a robust...
Ancient and Honorable Order of Bunnies
Hostile Takeover By the Easter Bunny! In an unprecedented move the Easter Bunny has taken over the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles. "I've been watching that Turtle ever since he beat me in that big race," said the Easter Bunny. From now on the Ancient and...