The Golden Turtle and Rev McYertle
Forced into bars and saloons, in search of pure-minded people. Reverend McYertle was inspired to keep the tradition going. In fact, he was so inspired that he bet his sweet ass for the chance to continue the journey! Cheers to Rev McYertle and those brave...
New & Improved Turtle Resources!
Now you can save when ordering cards, notepads, Lapel pins and Reference Guides in bulk! The discounts are shown in the shopping cart. Click View Cart to see the discount on quantity. Save 10% when you order 12 to 19 Lapel Pins, 20% when you order 20 or...
A Turtle Walks into a Pub and orders Peanuts and Crackerjack – for real!
I was bragging to Chuck the Printer as we printed Turtle Club US playing cards last Saturday. I brought the beer. Sue and I (my lovely bride) discovered this fantastic beer from Mitten Brewing in Grand Rapids Michigan called Peanuts and Crackerjack. It is a robust...
Ancient and Honorable Order of Bunnies
Hostile Takeover By the Easter Bunny! In an unprecedented move the Easter Bunny has taken over the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles. "I've been watching that Turtle ever since he beat me in that big race," said the Easter Bunny. From now on the Ancient and...
Turtle Curling
Google set up an animation of a Turtle this am that I had to share!
Chris Hamilton Rises To Turtle Club Challenge
Old Newsboys is a first rate operation that provides a Christmas box to those children in need as well as coats, shoes and essentials for families devastated by fire. Chris Hamilton is one of the hardest working guys I know and years ago he reminded me...
Bennett Lake Pond
Last August (2016) I moved into a new home that has an acre pond in the back yard, with plenty of frogs and turtles! Preparations started in 2014 when we decided to put our home of 27 years on the market. I'm self employed as the owner of a small marketing agency. I...
Santa Turtle
Are You A Turtle? If you don't have a clue about what I"m talking about, then you should circle back to the home page to learn about the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles. Click the Home button below: Still...