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Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles

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A Tradition Dating Back to WWII

The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles or International Association of Turtles is a fraternity of fun-loving people from all over the world.

It all started as a way for WWII Air Corps pilots to build a community and blow off some stress from the war.

You will be in good company as a Turtle. Join Astronauts, Presidents, Comedians, Athletes, and members from all branches of the military.

You have to answer four dirty-sounding riddles with clean answers to prove you are “pure-minded” enough to be a Turtle. You will find them on the Join page.

Once you join our humble pond, I’ll send over the complete back story, along with a fun origin story that is good for a belly laugh. Members learn the secret grip, password and have the ability to earn free drinks.

Everyone is welcome.

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Turtle Philosophy

“Turtles are bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, fearless, and unafraid folk with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot, and recognize the fact that you never get anyplace in life worthwhile unless you stick your neck out.” per Captain Hugh P. McGowan, U.S. Army Air Corps/U.S. Air Force Reserve (Ret.)

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Turtle Club News

Happy Thanksgiving Turtles!

Nov 21, 2023

Turtles are bright eyed, bushy tailed, fearless and unafraid folk with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot, and recognize the fact that you never get anyplace in life worthwhile unless you stick your neck out. Fellow Turtle, it is with deep...

Football Season with Turtles

Nov 14, 2023

Welcome to football season! Do you have a funny caption for this image?

Happy Halloween From Turtle Club!

Oct 30, 2023

Happy Halloween from Turtle Club Us! I see the little kids running up to the door to shout Trick or Treat as Turtles in training! They have to show a bit of courage to go up to the door and make the big ask. We Turtles pick our moments to bring friends into the Order....

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