Win friends and influence people with four little words...Are you a turtle?
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles, or Turtle Club is an informal “drinking club” composed of ladies and gentlemen of the highest morals and good character, who are never vulgar.
Create a “pond” in your neighborhood.
Presidents and astronauts are Turtles, why not you?
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles was formed by members of the Air Corp during WWII. Plaques on the wall of pubs would proclaim the home of the Ancient Order of Foresters, Royal Antediluvian Order of Buffaloes and other service organizations. That inspired them to form their own drinking club. Informal, no constitution, just one simple rule.
We assume all prospective Turtle’s own a jackass. On this assumption is the reason for the password. That password must be given if you are ever asked by a fellow member. “Are you a Turtle?”
You MUST reply “You bet your sweet ass I am!”
If you do not give the password in full because of embarrassment or some other reason, you forfeit a beverage of his or her choice.
To become a Turtle you must pass the riddle challenge. Visit the Join page to take the riddle.
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