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an
International Association of Turtles
of the
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles
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A Tradition Dating Back to WWII
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles or International Association of Turtles is a fraternity of fun-loving people from all over the world.
It all started as a way for WWII Air Corps pilots to build a community and blow off some stress from the war.
You will be in good company as a Turtle. Join Astronauts, Presidents, Comedians, Athletes, and members from all branches of the military.
You have to answer four dirty-sounding riddles with clean answers to prove you are “pure-minded” enough to be a Turtle. You will find them on the Join page.
Once you join our humble pond, I’ll send over the complete back story, along with a fun origin story that is good for a belly laugh. Members learn the secret grip, password and have the ability to earn free drinks.
Everyone is welcome.
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philosophy
Turtle Philosophy
“Turtles are bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, fearless, and unafraid folk with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot, and recognize the fact that you never get anyplace in life worthwhile unless you stick your neck out.” per Captain Hugh P. McGowan, U.S. Army Air Corps/U.S. Air Force Reserve (Ret.)
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Turtle Club News
Turtle Club Recipe Book
Bloop! Bloop! Fellow Turtles! I dusted off an old website, which sparked an idea - creating a cookbook! Yes, the world needs another cookbook... but this one has a story. 😊 It all began with my dad's salsa. Growing up, we had regular taco nights featuring his special...
Shell-Ebrate Earth Day
Sticking Our Necks Out For Mother Earth Every April 22nd, Earth Day reminds us to stick our necks out for the planet. Since 1970, Earth Day has inspired millions to restore, protect, and celebrate the natural world. Did you know the very first Earth Day in 1970...
Mandatory Uniform Policy Announced
Official Announcement from the Master Imperial Turtle Subject: Mandatory Turtle Club Uniform Policy Fellow Turtles,As our beloved Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles continues to grow and thrive, it's essential that we maintain a unified and distinguished presence....
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