Old Newsboys is a first rate operation that provides a Christmas box to those children in need as well as coats, shoes and essentials for families devastated by fire. Chris Hamilton is one of the hardest working guys I know and years ago he reminded me about the...
Last August (2016) I moved into a new home that has an acre pond in the back yard, with plenty of frogs and turtles! Preparations started in 2014 when we decided to put our home of 27 years on the market. I’m self employed as the owner of a small marketing...
New Turtle Club Member Initiation in El Paso! Congratulations to Colin Bousman and Robert Brown for their successful initiation of Jason M. Klyne into the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles! I see great things in the future for the El Paso, TX Pond! What began as...
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles is growing in Tx! Colin Bousman is a recent addition to our ranks. He has embraced the philosophy of being a Turtle and is sticking his neck out to gain recruits for his pond. We requested photographic evidence of his efforts...
Are You A Turtle? If you don’t have a clue about what I”m talking about, then you should circle back to the home page to learn about the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles. Click the Home button below: Home Still here? Good! YBYSAIA! I’ve been...
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Awesome. Except package got mangled in the mail but otherwise a great experience
Jan 16, 2018 Cameron Garnand
Still have my father's Turtle Club card from '68 & my mother & her best friend brought me in over 30 years ago. So glad you are keeping this honorable tradition alive! I am always thrilled to meet & make Turtles all over the world!
Jan 15, 2018 Opie Craft
Keep up the good work and stay thirsty.
Jan 14, 2018 Ron Geist
I’m proud to be third generation member. My mother has her original card from over 30 years ago and always keeps it in her wallet. She won’t hesitate to tell you if you ask if she’s a Turtle. I ordered my new member kit and proudly wear my pink on my coat
Jan 14, 2018 Justin Gentges
I first heard about the Order of Turtles as a child.When I got older , I did some research on the Order and find that I am surrounded by fellow members who are interested in maintaining a fun and respectable organization. I am glad to be a Turtle and hope to extend membership to as many non-turtles as possible. YBYSAIA