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Reverend McYertle Chatbot
Technology is great when it is useful or fun. Our newest member of the Turtle Club Us team is an...
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4 Awesome Turtle Fraternity Questions
Where did the Turtle Fraternity Questions come from you ask? Learn about their origin, what the motivation was, and why it is so much fun.
Order To The Turtles
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles, only where is the order? I'm constantly amazed and humbled...
World Turtle Day
Let's Shellebrate®! World Turtle Day® is May 23, 2023 sponsored by American Tortoise Rescue! ...
Directory Instructions
One of the common questions I get involves a directory of members. Can I look up a member or am I...
Procure Members
The world needs more Turtles! Here is the way to bring your friends in on the fun. Watch the video...
Happy Mothers Day
To all the mothers out there, thank you for teaching us to be good Turtles! We would be here...
Replay of 2022 Turtle Derby
Unfortunately, Old Forester didn't host a Turtle Derby for 2023. Their social media shows they...
Earth Day 2023
Greetings, esteemed members of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles or Turtle Club Members!...
Counsel of Turtles
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles from around the globe will collaborate for the good of...
Reverend McYertle is threatened by AI.
Breaking News! This just recovered from the archives!We are in a long-standing battle with AI that...