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Virtual Pond Gathering

Virtual Pond Gathering

In 2020 we hosted a few gatherings using Zoom. Learning about people and places different from your own is always interesting. During those dark days, it was even more revealing and a more direct way to get information about the pandemic.  We shared and laughed.  The...
Annual McGowan Memorial Service

Annual McGowan Memorial Service

Honoring our Fallen Turtles In the spirit of camaraderie and remembrance that defines the Turtle Club, we are proud to announce the Annual McGowan Memorial Service, a heartfelt tribute to our beloved members who have journeyed to the Great Pond in the Sky. The...
Celebration of Winter

Celebration of Winter

Winter is a time for great Porters and Stouts as we celebrate the changing of the seasons. Understandably, many “snowbirds” flee to warmer climates to escape the cold. For heartier souls this is an opportunity for winter sports and activities. Here in...
Shopping for Christmas

Shopping for Christmas

Amidst the festive hustle of Turtle Bay Mall, the Shellingtons, a family of turtles adorned in holiday attire, ambled along the polished floors. They had just left “Flies & Worms,” a beloved spot for young turtles, their bags brimming with gifts. Their...
Happy Thanksgiving Turtles!

Happy Thanksgiving Turtles!

Turtles are bright eyed, bushy tailed, fearless and unafraid folk with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot, and recognize the fact that you never get anyplace in life worthwhile unless you stick your neck out. Fellow Turtle, it is with deep...
Turtles Celebrating Vodka

Turtles Celebrating Vodka

Let’s talk about vodka, shall we? That clear, versatile, and often sneaky spirit has been fueling our festivities for centuries! Originating from Eastern Europe (with both Russia and Poland still playfully squabbling over who made it first), vodka, which aptly...