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Turtles Celebrating Vodka

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Let’s talk about vodka, shall we? That clear, versatile, and often sneaky spirit has been fueling our festivities for centuries! Originating from Eastern Europe (with both Russia and Poland still playfully squabbling over who made it first), vodka, which aptly translates to “little water” in Slavic languages, has come a long way from its somewhat harsh beginnings.

Back in the day, it was all about grains and fruits, fermented and distilled in ways that might make our modern palates wince. But as time went on and tech got better, our beloved vodka transformed into the smooth, pure, and mixable delight we know and love today. It’s not just a spirit; it’s a global sensation, making waves from the classic Moscow Mule to the bloody brilliant Bloody Mary!

Now, speaking of concoctions, Turtles, we’d LOVE to know – what’s your favorite vodka mix? 🍸 Drop your most treasured vodka recipe below in the comments and let’s get mixin’! Here’s to countless more years of sipping and savoring this clear, bold, and ever-so-captivating spirit.

Bloop! Bloop! Raise a glass in good cheer fellow Turtles!

P.S.  Amazon Prime is have a special sale coming up. Did you know they sell non-alcoholic Vodka?

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