Learn the secret password, grip, and backstory about the password once you join.
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles
To prove that you are of the highest morals and good character, and never vulgar, you must answer these four riddles with clean answers.
New members are initiated as a Turtle Club US member, provided the secret password, grip and the true story of how the password originated. (a belly laugh)
Once you complete the riddles below, fill out your email address and name to join our ranks!
Simple as that!
Dave
Turtle Club US Member Benefits
Community
Be a part of a growing community of Turtles in the Turtle Club US pond. We share ideas, stories and just plain fun as we follow the path of a Turtle. You are be invited to join us on Facebook.
Help A Local Charity
New members are assigned a unique Member number that credits them for purchases they influence. We make it easy with links, images and text to help spread the word. Have some fun and procure more Turtles!
It has two benefits! You procure more Turtles this way, plus the proceeds of purchases benefit your local charity.
Your Member Account
Keep track of your purchases, address and password on the My Account page.
A membership card for the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles. Two styles are in stock and custom cards are available.
Honorable Membership is a way to support the efforts of Turtle Pond Us and recieve discounts and special benefits.
