Here are the riddles to solve to become a Turtle.
All clean minded answers! The answers are written backwards in the last section, don’t cheat!

Riddle #1

What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down and a dog on three legs?

Riddle #2

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

Riddle #3

What is a four letter word ending in K that means the same as intercourse?

Riddle #4

What is it on a man that is round hard and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it?

The Answers

What? Your not sure?

Remember, these are all clean answers!

  1. sdnaH ekahS
  2. sgeL
  3. klaT
  4. daeH siH

Congrats! Your now a Turtle. Go forth and procure new members!

Simple To Join

Turtles are a friendly bunch, no complicated rules here. There are four riddles that we challenge you with to determine your “pure mindedness.”  The riddles are on this page.

Once you have passed the riddle test you can be sworn in as an official Turtle and begin to procure new members. There are Turtles all around the world from every walk of life, including Presidents and astronauts! Your part of a special group of people!

Now What?

Now, here is where Turtle Club US is a little different. We created these cool tools to help you in your quest to acquire Turtles. We believe that the more fun we have together at being Turtles, the less trouble we get into!

You need Turtle Club cards to carry around. The questions are on the cards and there is a spot to fill in your unique Affiliate ID. When you buy cards through the website, we set up an Affiliate ID for you automatically. A stack of 20 cards is just $5.99 delivered to your door. Then, when you make a new Turtle, you provide your unique Affiliate link and they buy you a pint! You earn $3 each time!

Buy Your Sponsor A Pint!

Were you sent here by your sponsor? Then buy your sponsor a pint! Make sure you got here by typing your sponsor’s Affiliate link. It looks like this:   with your sponsors unique number after Turtle. When you buy your sponsor a pint through our shop, you receive a stack of Turtle Club cards to use, an official certificate of acceptance plus access to some cool tools to help you promote online. Your official Turtle Club membership number is on each card we provide, so your new members can buy you a pint! How cool is that?

So if you have a sponsor, ask them for their link if you don’t have it yet. Then when you buy a pint they are credited. No sponsor? No problem! You can take the lead and get the fun started, just click the pint image below to get started, after you answer our riddles!