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The Turtle Loyalty & Rewards Program

The Turtle Loyalty & Rewards Program

The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles or International Association of Turtles grew by word of mouth after its inception during WWII. From the Air Corps to all branches of the military and when the men and women came home it spread through service clubs and other...

Manage Your Directory Listings

Learn how to view, edit or delete your Directory listings. Being a good Turtle, your privacy and accuracy are important to me. You can edit or delete your listings as you wish.  We have three different Directories: Turtles – an open listing of all members, a...

Turtle Directory Profile Form

Use this form to edit your details on the Turtle Directory. Don’t enter the form more than once. Use the Edit link on your listing after you have submitted the form once.. The Turtle Directory displays all Turtle Members.

List Your Pond

Please list your Pond in our directory. You must be logged in as a Turtle Member to create a listing. Login Here. Or, simply create an account during checkout, including our FREE Dirty Riddles found here: Click Here This post is only available to...
Keep Them Laughing

Keep Them Laughing

“Dirty Sounding” Riddles with Clean Answers The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles was formed by members of the Air Corp during WWII. They created a fun drinking club with a unique password. The first challenge to become a Turtle is the Riddle Test. Four...
Legend of the Turtle

Legend of the Turtle

Legend of the Turtle The origin of the password, “you bet your sweet ass I am” has its backstory. We call it the Legend of the Turtle. Jim Hatcher has a shorter version of this story in his Turtle Club Handbook. This long version was edited by J. Wheeler...