As 2024 draws to a close, an unusual brotherhood born in a WWII officers’ club is about to hit a remarkable milestone. The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles’ digital Pond at Turtle Club US is approaching 2,000 members, with Turtles surfacing on nearly every continent. Not bad for a society that started with a handful of pilots in England.
Holiday Shopping, Military Style
The club’s digital quartermaster’s office (aka turtleclub.us/shop) is running a triple Shells promotion that would make a logistics officer proud. Looking at their current inventory, the offerings range from Air Corps Sweatshirts ($22.00) to Zip-Up Hoodies featuring their infamous “YBYSAIA” motto ($32.43-$37.43), canvas prints, coffee mugs and more in our custom print category, plus In House items include cards, lapel pins, wooden coins, patches, postcards, handbooks and a variety of vinyl decals. All In House items offer free shipping on orders over $15. Restocking your Turtle gear is easier than a routine flight check.
The Arsenal of Joy
Each piece tells a story. The Air Corps 8oz Sweatshirt ($28.00-$34.00) carries the same spirit that warmed pilots over England. The Turtle Club Polo ($38.95-$42.95) offers a more subtle way to identify yourself to fellow members. Our laser-engraved wooden coins make a great challenge coin for your fellow member’s stockings! The classic green cards are not the only cards in stock, we have the folded cards for a larger message and a new Interstellar card! And yes, every purchase earns triple Shells during the holiday promotion.
Global Operations
“What started as a pilots’ brotherhood has evolved into a worldwide movement,” the club’s records show. With members from the Americas to Asia, Australia to Europe, the Turtle philosophy of bringing laughter to the world has gone truly global. Each new procurement (worth 1,500 Shells) adds another voice to this growing chorus of joy.
The Mathematics of Merriment
- Triple Shells on In House products
- 10 Shells per dollar on Custom Print items (like that sharp Air Corps Sweatshirt)
- Free shipping on orders over $15
- 1,000 Shells = $1.00 in rewards
- Nearly 2,000 members and growing
Mission: Holiday Spirit
As the holiday season approaches, the club’s mission remains clear: spread more laughter in a world that needs it. Whether you’re shopping for a fellow Turtle or looking to procure new members, their current inventory offers something for every operation level.
Ready to join a tradition that’s bringing laughter to six continents? The Turtle Club’s holiday headquarters awaits at turtleclub.us. With free shipping over $15 and triple Shells on In-House products, there’s never been a better time to stick your neck out for some holiday cheer.
Always a Free Path to Turtle Membership!
Want to join our growing Pond of 1,999 Turtles? It’s simple and free!
Visit our shop at turtleclub.us and select our complimentary offering of 62 Dirty Sounding Riddles. When you select this product, you’ll fill out a quick form that adds you to our Turtle Directory. That’s all it takes to become part of our vibrant community! You’ll gain access to our Pond and stay informed about all the latest happenings in the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles.
Join the fun and fellowship without spending a shell – we’re all about spreading laughter, not collecting fees. Our community spans almost every continent, proving that good humor knows no borders.
