The Official Guide to the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles

Step into the esteemed ranks of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles with this definitive handbook, a vital compendium of the cherished rituals, rich history, and unique culture of this distinguished fraternity. Established during the turbulence of World War II by members of the Army Air Corps, the Order has thrived as a beacon of humor and fellowship amidst the solemnities of service.

Within these pages, you will uncover:

Turtle Rituals: From the intriguing initiation riddles to the secret Grip, learn the best practices of the most organized Ponds.

The Order’s Backstory: The reason for our Password is explained, but wait, there is more! Buckle up for a belly laugh as you read the expanded backstory of the Order as written by a member.

Dirty Sounding Riddles: Impress your friends with the included long list of 59 Dirty Sounding Riddles with Clean Answers.

This handbook serves not only as a guide but as a formal invitation to engage with a global fraternity known for its commitment to clean fun and noble character. It is an essential resource for anyone seeking to contribute to or perpetuate the legacy of the Turtles.

**Embrace the revered traditions and the enduring bond of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles. Visit TurtleClub.us to learn more, connect with members, and help us continue this long-standing tradition.**