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an
International Association of Turtles
of the
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles



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A Tradition Dating Back to WWII
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles or International Association of Turtles is a fraternity of fun-loving people from all over the world.
It all started as a way for WWII Air Corps pilots to build a community and blow off some stress from the war.
You will be in good company as a Turtle. Join Astronauts, Presidents, Comedians, Athletes, and members from all branches of the military.
You have to answer four dirty-sounding riddles with clean answers to prove you are “pure-minded” enough to be a Turtle. You will find them on the Join page.
Once you join our humble pond, I’ll send over the complete back story, along with a fun origin story that is good for a belly laugh. Members learn the secret grip, password and have the ability to earn free drinks.
Everyone is welcome.
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Secret Password
Fellowship of Turtles
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philosophy
Turtle Philosophy
“Turtles are bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, fearless, and unafraid folk with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot, and recognize the fact that you never get anyplace in life worthwhile unless you stick your neck out.” per Captain Hugh P. McGowan, U.S. Army Air Corps/U.S. Air Force Reserve (Ret.)

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Turtle Club News
Mandatory Uniform Policy Announced
Official Announcement from the Master Imperial Turtle Subject: Mandatory Turtle Club Uniform Policy Fellow Turtles,As our beloved Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles continues to grow and thrive, it's essential that we maintain a unified and distinguished presence....
Turtle Social Log – Our New Shell-tered Social Space!
Hey Fellow Turtles,I'm thrilled to announce the soft launch of our brand-new social platform: The Turtle Club Social Log!As Turtles, we know the importance of sticking our necks out, connecting with fellow members, and sharing good times in a safe, friendly...
Olympic Turtle & Historic Events
Master Imperial Turtle Dave is competing in the Michigan Senior Olympics Ice Hockey competition next week. Games at 10:15 am and 2:15 pm Wednesday and Thursday at Buffalo Wild Wing Arena in Troy. Pop out and cheer him on. They will be wearing white Gears Beer jerseys,...
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