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Turtle Club Recipe Book
Bloop! Bloop! Fellow Turtles! I dusted off an old website, which sparked an idea - creating a...
Shell-Ebrate Earth Day
Sticking Our Necks Out For Mother Earth Every April 22nd, Earth Day reminds us to stick our necks...
Mandatory Uniform Policy Announced
Official Announcement from the Master Imperial Turtle Subject: Mandatory Turtle Club Uniform...
Turtle Social Log – Our New Shell-tered Social Space!
Hey Fellow Turtles,I'm thrilled to announce the soft launch of our brand-new social platform: The...
Olympic Turtle & Historic Events
Master Imperial Turtle Dave is competing in the Michigan Senior Olympics Ice Hockey competition...
The Secret Society That’s Gifting Laughter This Holiday Season
As 2024 draws to a close, an unusual brotherhood born in a WWII officers' club is about to hit a...
Turtling Towards Tomorrow: How the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles Embraces the Future with Resilience and Hope
Imagine it’s the year 2040. You’re on your porch, with the sunlight glinting off a robot that just...
2024 Memorial Day
As we gather on this Memorial Day, it is a time to reflect on the profound sacrifices made by our...
Virtual Pond Gathering
In 2020 we hosted a few gatherings using Zoom. Learning about people and places different from...
Am I Turtley Enough for the Turtle Club?
Dive Into the Shell of Laughter and Camaraderie In the quirky corners of cinema, there lies a gem...
Feb 24 Update on Club
Master Imperial Turtle Dave here, bringing you the latest scoop from our beloved Turtle Club. As...
February 16th Update
You have a new feature available that Dave shares in the video below. Membership certificates are...