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Turtle Club Us
an
International Association of Turtles
of the
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles
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A Tradition Dating Back to WWII
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles or International Association of Turtles is a fraternity of fun-loving people from all over the world.
It all started as a way for WWII Air Corps pilots to build a community and blow off some stress from the war.
You will be in good company as a Turtle. Join Astronauts, Presidents, Comedians, Athletes, and members from all branches of the military.
You have to answer four dirty-sounding riddles with clean answers to prove you are “pure-minded” enough to be a Turtle. You will find them on the Join page.
Once you join our humble pond, I’ll send over the complete back story, along with a fun origin story that is good for a belly laugh. Members learn the secret grip, password and have the ability to earn free drinks.
Everyone is welcome.
Secret Grip
Secret Password
Fellowship of Turtles
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philosophy
Turtle Philosophy
“Turtles are bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, fearless, and unafraid folk with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot, and recognize the fact that you never get anyplace in life worthwhile unless you stick your neck out.” per Captain Hugh P. McGowan, U.S. Army Air Corps/U.S. Air Force Reserve (Ret.)
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Turtle Club News
Am I Turtley Enough for the Turtle Club?
Dive Into the Shell of Laughter and Camaraderie In the quirky corners of cinema, there lies a gem that beckons with the allure of disguise, laughter, and, most importantly, turtles. Yes, we're talking about the 2002 comedy, "The Master of Disguise," where Dana Carvey,...
Feb 24 Update on Club
Master Imperial Turtle Dave here, bringing you the latest scoop from our beloved Turtle Club. As part of our ongoing commitment to enhancing the Turtle experience and keeping our traditions alive, I have some exciting updates and exclusive offers to share with you....
February 16th Update
You have a new feature available that Dave shares in the video below. Membership certificates are available for all Honorable or Lifetime Honorable Turtles online. Log in at the Account page and hit the top Memberships link. Select your membership to View and you will...
Thank you for helping me get more information and involved as a life time member