Welcome to the Turtle Club Us Pond!
By joining our Pond you help keep this fun tradition alive around the globe!
Your Free Gift of 62 Dirty Sounding Riddles with Clean Answers is ready!
Simply join and click Create an Account on Checkout.
Once you are a member, you can join the Turtle Directory and be a part of the movement!
Only your name, City, State/Providence, and Country are displayed.
62 Dirty Sounding Riddles with Clean Answers
Impress your friends with these fun riddles!
It is a great honor to uphold the tradition of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles by supporting the Turtle Club Us Pond as well as the newly formed Council of Imperial Turtle. Money should never be an obstacle to joining in the fun, but there are real expenses to the software and services required to keep things operating smoothly. If $15 per year is within your budget, you will have my gratitude! It keeps me motivated to sit at the computer when I’d rather be out playing ice hockey:)
Keep your head up,
Past Imperial Turtle Dave
You’re invited to join as an Honorable Member.
Honorable Turtles gather in a private Facebook group, receive discounts on Turtle goodies in the shop and their Origin Story is displayed in the Honorable Directory.
It is fun to learn how you discovered the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles!
Plus, there are special invitations sent only to Honorable Turtles.
Joining as Honorable is optional and the $15 per year helps offset the expenses of the Pond.