It was back in the day when I was a wee lass, hanging out with friends and generally acting very prim and proper as I always do. At the dive where I worked, I was asked to become a turtle and of course, I got all of the questions correct since I do not have a dirty mind.
The years went by and I never gave it a 2nd thought and then Bam... here comes Dave with his Turtle information and pond and I was once again hooked.
I am in the DC/Metro area desperately searching for a pond of my own. To my dismay, I am finding a lot of folks around here that have absolutely no clue what it takes to be a turtle.
If you know anyone...