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Counsel of Turtles
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles from around the globe will collaborate for the good of...
Reverend McYertle is threatened by AI.
Breaking News! This just recovered from the archives!We are in a long-standing battle with AI that...
St Patrick’s Day Gathering
Bloop! Bloop! We enjoyed a small by mighty gathering on St Patrick's Day for about an hour in the...
The Turtle Loyalty & Rewards Program
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles or International Association of Turtles grew by word of...
Turtle Mom Ash Release
Janine shared photos and a video of her mom's ash release. How cool is this? Her mom, Jeanne Reed,...
2022 Turtle Derby
Bloop! Bloop! Details to Join the fun! Hi there, You are invited to a Zoom webinar. When: May 7,...
Manage Your Directory Listings
Learn how to view, edit or delete your Directory listings.
Turtle Directory Profile Form
Use this form to edit your details on the Turtle Directory. Don't enter the form more than once....
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Welcome to Turtle Club Us! Our fresh new website should be working faster for you. The directory...
Keep Them Laughing
“Dirty Sounding” Riddles with Clean Answers The Ancient and Honorable Order of...
Legend of the Turtle
Legend of the Turtle The origin of the password, "you bet your sweet ass I am" has its backstory....