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Keep Them Laughing

Keep Them Laughing

“Dirty Sounding” Riddles with Clean Answers The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles was formed by members of the Air Corp during WWII. They created a fun drinking club with a unique password. The first challenge to become a Turtle is the Riddle Test. Four...
Legend of the Turtle

Legend of the Turtle

Legend of the Turtle The origin of the password, “you bet your sweet ass I am” has its backstory. We call it the Legend of the Turtle. Jim Hatcher has a shorter version of this story in his Turtle Club Handbook. This long version was edited by J. Wheeler...