by Turtle Dave Crabill | Sep 5, 2023 | Events
Ahoy, compatriots of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles and fellow enthusiasts of irony! We gather in collective sentiment today, the day when hold music becomes the national anthem and automated voice systems the national bird. Yes, my friends, the first...
by Turtle Dave Crabill | Aug 28, 2023 | Events
Once upon a time in 18th century England, the talk of the town was card games. Gambling houses, private clubs, and even street corners were filled with enthusiasts shuffling decks, laying bets, and arguing about rules. One man, Edmond Hoyle, sought to standardize...
by Turtle Dave Crabill | Aug 22, 2023 | Events
Greetings to all members of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles, and to everyone enchanted by the allure of National Coconut Week! From August 23rd to 30th, we bask in the tropical vibes of the coconut, especially reflecting on its deep roots in the...
by Turtle Dave Crabill | Aug 15, 2023 | Events
In a world darkened by stress and strife, one superhero emerges as a beacon of joy and laughter: the Laughter Crusader. In his quest to spread happiness and promote a culture of levity, she finds a most unlikely alliance with the esteemed Ancient and Honorable Order...
by Turtle Dave Crabill | Aug 8, 2023 | Events
Today is a day that many might not have marked on their calendar, but its significance is one that should not be overlooked. Happy National Pickleball Day! At first glance, you might wonder, “Why celebrate pickleball of all things?” But dig a little...
by Turtle Dave Crabill | May 23, 2023 | Events
Let’s Shellebrateยฎ! World Turtle Dayยฎย isย May 23, 2023 sponsored by American Tortoise Rescue!ย We’re normally Procuring New Turtles, but let’s celebrate the majestic Turtle with this momentous day! You can learn all about World Turtle Day at...
