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Feb 24 Update on Club

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Master Imperial Turtle Dave here, bringing you the latest scoop from our beloved Turtle Club. As part of our ongoing commitment to enhancing the Turtle experience and keeping our traditions alive, I have some exciting updates and exclusive offers to share with you.

Exclusive One-Off Treasures from the Turtle Closet

First up, I’m thrilled to announce a special showcase of one-of-a-kind items from the Turtle closet, available for you to add to your collection. In our latest video update, I’ve taken the pleasure of unveiling these unique treasures, including:

These items are available on a first-come, first-served basis, so be sure to check out the video and claim your piece of Turtle history!

Our Growing Turtle Directory

In other exciting news, our Turtle Directory has now surpassed 1,440 members from across the globe, nearly touching every continent! It’s heartwarming to see our community thrive and expand, bringing together Turtles from diverse backgrounds and cultures, all united by our shared values and love for good-natured fun.

New Membership Certificate Feature

We’re also delighted to introduce a new feature on our website. Members can now download personalized certificates directly from the Account page under Memberships when logged in. These certificates are a testament to your commitment to the Turtle Club’s principles and a wonderful way to commemorate your membership.

This Week’s Riddle

And, as is our cherished tradition, this week’s riddle has been sent out. Check your inboxes for a brain teaser that promises to tickle your intellect and perhaps even stump the wisest among us. Remember, a true Turtle thrives on wit and wisdom!

As we continue to grow and evolve, your enthusiasm, participation, and support mean the world to us. Whether through acquiring unique merchandise, expanding our directory, or engaging with our weekly riddles, each of you plays a crucial role in the legacy and future of the Turtle Club.

Thank you for being such an integral part of our journey. Here’s to many more milestones, laughter, and shared memories. Until next time, keep sticking your necks out for the good of all Turtles!

Yours in Turtle Spirit,

Dave Crabill

Master Imperial Turtle

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