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“Dirty Sounding” Riddles with Clean Answers

The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles was formed by members of the Air Corp during WWII. They created a fun drinking club with a unique password. The first challenge to become a Turtle is the Riddle Test. Four simple riddles to prove that you are pure minded. All in fun, the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles has US presidents and astronauts in their ranks. Why not you?

The Riddle Test

Once you have passed the riddle test you can be sworn in as an official Turtle and begin to procure new members. There are Turtles all around the world from every walk of life, including Presidents and astronauts! You will be part of a special group of people!

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