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Bloop! Bloop! Calling all Turtles!

Bloop! Bloop! Calling all Turtles!

Welcome to Turtle Club Us! Our fresh new website should be working faster for you. The directory of Turtles is now better than ever! It only took a few attempts and the investment of time and money, but I think we have a working plan now for the long term. The ways to...
Legend of the Turtle

Legend of the Turtle

Legend of the Turtle The origin of the password, “you bet your sweet ass I am” has its backstory. We call it the Legend of the Turtle. Jim Hatcher has a shorter version of this story in his Turtle Club Handbook. This long version was edited by J. Wheeler...