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Replay of 2022 Turtle Derby

Replay of 2022 Turtle Derby

Unfortunately, Old Forester didn’t host a Turtle Derby for 2023. Their social media shows they have not been active for a long time. I sent messages through their website, no reply. So, we need to devise our own Derby for next year. You in? In the meantime,...
Earth Day 2023

Earth Day 2023

Greetings, esteemed members of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles or Turtle Club Members! As we celebrate Earth Day, let us reflect on the importance of preserving the planet for the sake of the magnificent creatures that call it home. As devoted members of...
Counsel of Turtles

Counsel of Turtles

The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles from around the globe will collaborate for the good of the Order in a Mastermind Group. The Counsel of Turtles Mastermind Group. Mastermind groups originated in the early 20th century, and were popularized by Napoleon Hill in...
Reverend McYertle is threatened by AI.

Reverend McYertle is threatened by AI.

Breaking News! This just recovered from the archives!We are in a long-standing battle with AI that began with back in the Isle of Tortosa. If you have not read the Legend of the Turtle, click here to discover our ancient history. Rev. McYertle confronted by AI As Rev....
St Patrick’s Day Gathering

St Patrick’s Day Gathering

Bloop! Bloop! We enjoyed a small by mighty gathering on St Patrick’s Day for about an hour in the evening. With it being such a widely celebrated holiday I didn’t expect a huge turnout. I’m so glad we did gather to reconnect with longtime members as...