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Manage Your Directory Listings

Learn how to view, edit or delete your Directory listings. Being a good Turtle, your privacy and accuracy are important to me. You can edit or delete your listings as you wish.  We have three different Directories: Turtles – an open listing of all members, a...

Turtle Directory Profile Form

Use this form to edit your details on the Turtle Directory. Don’t enter the form more than once. Use the Edit link on your listing after you have submitted the form once.. The Turtle Directory displays all Turtle Members.

List Your Pond

Please list your Pond in our directory. You must be logged in as a Turtle Member to create a listing. Login Here. Or, simply create an account during checkout, including our FREE Dirty Riddles found here: Click Here This post is only available to...
Bloop! Bloop! Calling all Turtles!

Bloop! Bloop! Calling all Turtles!

Welcome to Turtle Club Us! Our fresh new website should be working faster for you. The directory of Turtles is now better than ever! It only took a few attempts and the investment of time and money, but I think we have a working plan now for the long term. The ways to...
Legend of the Turtle

Legend of the Turtle

Legend of the Turtle The origin of the password, “you bet your sweet ass I am” has its backstory. We call it the Legend of the Turtle. Jim Hatcher has a shorter version of this story in his Turtle Club Handbook. This long version was edited by J. Wheeler...