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Two Generals Named Davis Who Broke Barriers
Here at the Turtle Club, we honor tradition, courage, and the kind of spirit that looks a...
A Turtle Asks about Industrial Hemp
A little while ago, I sent out an email asking for your help to protect the U.S. hemp industry. In...
Slow, Steady, and Strong: A Turtle’s Take on Labor Day
Hey Turtles, As the aroma of the last big barbecue of the summer fills the air and we stow away...
Big Fun at Pond Gathering
Turtles from every corner of the US, as well as Canada, gathered on Tuesday night. Many a laugh...
Turtle Goodies in Wild
I love it when Turtles share pictures with their Turtle Goodies out in the wild! To celebrate...
Turtle Racing Update
Old Forester hosted the Kentucky Turtle Derby in 2020 to give us something to cheer when the...
A Turtle’s Salute: Remembering Their Sacrifice This Memorial Day
Bloop! Bloop!Fellow Turtles, As we observe Memorial Day here in the United States, our...
Turtle Club Recipe Book
Bloop! Bloop! Fellow Turtles! I dusted off an old website, which sparked an idea - creating a...
Shell-Ebrate Earth Day
Sticking Our Necks Out For Mother Earth Every April 22nd, Earth Day reminds us to stick our necks...
Mandatory Uniform Policy Announced
Official Announcement from the Master Imperial Turtle Subject: Mandatory Turtle Club Uniform...
Turtle Social Log – Our New Shell-tered Social Space!
Hey Fellow Turtles,I'm thrilled to announce the soft launch of our brand-new social platform: The...
Olympic Turtle & Historic Events
Master Imperial Turtle Dave is competing in the Michigan Senior Olympics Ice Hockey competition...












