Staying at an AirBNB, talking with the 80 year old host in the common room. He asked me, “Are you a turtle?” I said, “No, but I’d like to be a sea turtle because they’re my favorite.” He says, “Well, this is a better type of turtle and I’ll induct you if you can answer correctly three questions.” We’ll, I’m a 39 year old lady and he is an 80 year old man, but he proceeded to ask me three questions that made me blush 5 colors of red! So, now, I am a member.

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