As a child in the 1970’s, I loved turtles. My grandfather, a USAF veteran, heard of the Turtle Club and signed me up. I received my green turtle card complete with the jokes.
A couple months ago, I was at the local pub and I heard a couple telling some jokes. I immediately remembered the jokes from the Turtle Club. I asked them, “are you Turtles?” And they said at the same time “You bet your sweet ass we are!”
I no longer had my green Turtle card. But I found you guys online and I’m back!