Way back while in high school during the 1960s a friend introduced me to The Turtle Club. His first question was, “Are you a turtle?” Of course I replied, “No,” but with an inquisitive sounding voice. He then introduced me to The club with the following spiel. “We assume all members if The Turtle Club own a jackass. Thus when asked,”Are you a turtle?” The appropriate reply would be, “You bet your sweet ass I am.” As he pointed out, the answer was completely clean. I was next asked the four questions that appear on you initiation page, and told I must get three correct; all the while thinking clean. After some lengthy consideration, I did pass, and supposedly have been a Turtle ever since. However I still don’t own a jackass.