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What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down and a dog on three legs?

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What is it that a cow has four of and a woman only has two of?

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What is a four letter word ending in K that means the same as intercourse?

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What is it on a man that is round and hard and sticks so far out of his pajamas you can hang a hat on it?

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