“Dirty Sounding” Riddles with Clean Answers

The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles was formed by members of the Air Corp during WWII. They created a fun drinking club with a unique password. The first challenge to become a Turtle is the Riddle Test. Four simple riddles to prove that you are pure minded. All in fun, the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles has US presidents and astronauts in their ranks. Why not you?

The Riddle Test

Once you have passed the riddle test you can be sworn in as an official Turtle and begin to procure new members. There are Turtles all around the world from every walk of life, including Presidents and astronauts! You will be part of a special group of people!


Type in your email address to open the list of over 50 more riddles that sound dirty, but have clean answers. Plus, I’ll send you a cool back story on the reason for the Jack Ass. It is very enlightening!

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Ready for a challenge?

Take the Turtle Club riddle test to see if you are Pure Minded enough to pass!

Riddle #1

What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down and a dog on three legs?

Riddle #2

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

Riddle #3

What is a four letter word ending in K that means the same as intercourse?

Riddle #4

What is it on a man that is round hard and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hang a hat on it?

The Answers

What? Your not sure?

Remember, these are all clean answers!

  1. sdnaH ekahS
  2. sgeL
  3. klaT
  4. daeH siH

Congrats! Your now a Turtle. Go forth and procure new members!

Tough Isn’t It?

I certainly struggled the first time around! The first answer that pops in your head is certainly wrong. Just the way these riddles work!

Now that you have gotten through the four riddles, let’s make you a Turtle.

It is assumed that as a Turtle in good standing, you own a Jack Ass. That is the reason for the password, “You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Am!” 

When a fellow Turtle asks you, “Are You A Turtle?” You must provide the password, or you forfeit a drink of their choice.

Simple as that. Now go forth and procure more Turtles!

turtle club drinking a pint

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