Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles
“Turtles are bright eyed, bushy tailed, fearless and unafraid folk with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot, and recognize the fact that you never get anyplace in life worthwhile unless you stick your neck out.”
per Captain Hugh P. McGowan, U.S. Army Air Corps/U.S. Air Force Reserve (Ret.)
A Tradition Dating Back to WWII
Win Friends & Influence People
Find "Pure Minded" Friends
Build Your Pond
Help A Local Charity
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles
Answer four riddles with pure-minded answers to join!
On the join page is the Riddle test. Four correct answers and you receive an email with a membership card to print.
If there is a typo or problem with your answers, you will receive hints by email to go at it again.
To receive an official Turtle Club US membership card, visit the Shop. We offer stacks of cards, postcards, t-shirts and more fun all the time!
Welcome to Turtle Club US, now have some fun!
YBYSAIA
Dave
Imperial Turtle
Here are a few more famous Turtles
A member of the Turtle Club US Pond, Opie Craft, recruited George Carlin at a book signing.



The Turtle Club Back Story
Procurement Tools
Ready to show your Turtle pride? We have cards, lapel pins, note pads, patchs, apparel and more!
Have an idea for a cool item to help spread the word? Let us know!
Check out our shop page for what we have available today.