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Why is the password about a Jack Ass?
Learn the answer to that Sweet Ass question, plus I'll send over 56 more "dirty sounding" riddles with clean answers to amuse your friends!
Your invited to take the Riddle Test and join our pond!
What Turtles are saying…
Awesome. Except package got mangled in the mail but otherwise a great experience
Jan 16, 2018
Still have my father's Turtle Club card from '68 & my mother & her best friend brought me in over 30 years ago. So glad you are keeping this honorable tradition alive! I am always thrilled to meet & make Turtles all over the world!
Jan 15, 2018
Keep up the good work and stay thirsty.
Jan 14, 2018
I’m proud to be third generation member. My mother has her original card from over 30 years ago and always keeps it in her wallet. She won’t hesitate to tell you if you ask if she’s a Turtle. I ordered my new member kit and proudly wear my pink on my coat
Jan 14, 2018
I first heard about the Order of Turtles as a child.When I got older , I did some research on the Order and find that I am surrounded by fellow members who are interested in maintaining a fun and respectable organization. I am glad to be a Turtle and hope to extend membership to as many non-turtles as possible. YBYSAIA
Jan 13, 2018