New Turtle Club Member Initiation in El Paso!

Congratulations to Colin Bousman and Robert Brown for their successful initiation of Jason M. Klyne into the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles! I see great things in the future for the El Paso, TX Pond! What began as one man’s quest for a pure minded soul is now a mission for those following in his footsteps! Many a pub doorway must be darkened in the valiant search for those worthy of joining ranks.

Some key clues into the fine character of these Turtles can be seen in the photo. Note the baby dressed in Turtle camouflage! Not only a family man, but devoted to service. Another clue that is near and dear to my heart is the dark tone of the beer being consumed. No offense to my Lite beer drinking friends, but there is depth here in the dark beer.

Now that there are three Turtles in the El Paso pond, we can expect exponential growth! Look for more from El Paso and other locals in your neighborhood. What are you waiting for? Go forth and procure new members!