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59 62 Questions That Will Get Your Friends Thinking!
Bonus Riddles that only “sound” dirty, but have clean answers.
- You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?
- What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
- I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?
- I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
- What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
- What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
- If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?
- What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?
- All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
- I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?
- What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.
- I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?
- My business is briefs. I’m a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it regularly. What am I?
- You get a lot of it if you’re powerful and successful, but significantly less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself, but it’s a lot better when you do it with another person. What am I talking about?
- Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?
- I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
- I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?
- What does a dog do that a man steps into?
- I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
- What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
- What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
- All men have one, but it’s longer on some than others. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife once they’re married.
- I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?
- You find me in a guy’s pants. I’m about six inches long, I have a head, and some women love to blow me. What am I?
- When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?
- Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
- I grow in a bed, first white then red, and the plumper I get, the better women like me. What am I?
- I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?
- What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
- I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?
- What’s messy and can be really annoying and/or tricky to clean up after sex?
- Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?
- It’s a fun thing to do and you devote a significant amount of energy to thinking about it, but you hate knowing that your parents are doing it. What is it?
- What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?
- What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
- A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they?
- Name a word that’s four letters long, ends in “u-n-t” and is used to refer to some women?
- How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
- Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
- Who’s the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
- How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
- What does a woman have two of and a cow has four of?
- Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
- What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
- What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
- People think these are better when they’re longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. What are they?
- What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?
- If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?
- What gets wetter when things get steamy?
- Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed.
- What’s squishy, bouncy, and comes in pairs?
- You always need to suck me roll over your tongue to fill me all over in your mouth. Lick me again and again as it tastes good to you.
- What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
- Sometimes Big, sometimes small. Every girl has two. Men see them first, gets attracted and fall in love with them.
- What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand?
- Hair above and hair below. A humid area in the middle can be opened and closed?
- What is hard, about six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
- What is it on a man that gets very large when he gets excited?
- What is the word that is four letters long, ends in “u – n – t” that is used to describe a woman?
- What four letter word ends in “i-t” and is found on the bottom of bird cages?
1. Your phone.
3. Her voice.
4. Your nose.
6. A tent.
7. A cucumber.
8. The Paperboy.
9. A fork.
10. An elevator.
11. Peanut butter.
12. A last name.
13. A coconut.
15. A lawyer.
18. An arrow.
22. A seatbelt.
23. The lawn.
24. His last name.
25. A crane.
26. A twenty dollar bill.
27. Your dentist.
28. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
29. A strawberry.
30. A bowling ball.
32. A toothbrush.
34. The Titanic.
36. An education.
40. It’s not hard.
41. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand, plus a dozen donuts.
42. The one who can eat the last donut!
43. Put a nipple on it.
45. Your wedding band.
46. A Toothbrush
47. An elevator
48. A Tweet
49. A college education.
50. A Power Outlet
52. A Bunk-Bed
53. Two bunnies!
59. Almond Joy Candy Bar
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